The highly questionable master planFILE 003 / DIRECTION PENDING

no straight
lines.
just a direction.

A little ambition. A lot of internet. Four chapters we'd like to write together.

01The awakening

Find the last
brain cell.

Every very online universe starts somewhere. Ours begins with a face, a home for the story, and a place for people to find each other.

  • Build the visual world
  • Open the community spaces
  • Introduce RETLI to the timeline
02The gathering

Assemble the
smile squad.

Turn a passing joke into a place worth coming back to. Make it easy for anyone to grab a face, write a caption, and add their own flavor of nonsense.

  • Grow the meme collection
  • Host community caption prompts
  • Put community creations in the spotlight
03The infection

Escape the
group chat.

Good memes travel without asking. The ambition is simple: more original scenes, more strange collaborations, and more chances to make someone stop scrolling.

  • Explore creator collaborations
  • Release new character scenes
  • Take the joke beyond our own feed
04The forever

Keep it
beautifully weird.

Keep the world alive with the people who make it fun. Follow the best community ideas, keep creating, and leave enough room for something nobody planned.

  • Build on community favorites
  • Keep the artwork and stories coming
  • Let the next chapter surprise us
These are creative intentions, not completed milestones or a delivery guarantee. Timing and priorities may change with the community. No price targets. No promised exchange listings.
Destination: pleasantly unclear

the best part
isn't on
the map.

It's the caption nobody saw coming. The stranger who gets the joke. The face you send when words would only make things worse.

Meet the face behind it all ↗
RETLI looking wonderfully uncertain about the future
A few actual answers

still got
brain activity?

What is RETLI?

RETLI is the ticker for retard smile, a character-led meme token project built around a goofy grey face, original artwork, and an intentionally absurd internet story.

Is the lore real?

The lore is fiction. RETLI did not actually awaken inside a browser at 3:07 AM. At least, that's what the remaining brain cell tells us.

Are these phases guaranteed?

No. The roadmap describes creative ambitions and community ideas. It is not a promise of delivery, financial performance, partnerships, or exchange listings.

Can I use the memes?

The gallery has download links for the character images. Grab one, make a caption, and bring your sense of humor to the community.

Your last brain cell found its people

come for the meme.
stay for the
smile.

The internet is loud. Our little corner is just weird. Pull up a chair, bring your worst meme, and make yourself at home.

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Go on. Poke the last brain cell.