$RETLI · two eyes. one tooth. zero thoughts.

retardsmile✳

The lights are on.
Nobody's home.
Everybody's smiling.

A goofy grey round face with huge mismatched eyes, one tooth and absolutely no thoughtsbrain.exe has left the chat100% emotionally round
RETLI staring at glowing pink monitors during an extremely unproductive night shift
Exhibit 001 / The night shiftThoughts: unavailable
VERY ONLINE.
VERY
NOT HERE.
Meet your inner loading screen

a face only
the internet
could love.

Somewhere between your 47th open tab and a joke you can't explain, there is a face. Eyes doing their own research. One tooth carrying the entire operation. A smile that never got the memo.

That's RETLI. A tiny monument to the beautiful nonsense that brings strangers together. No galaxy brain required. Just a soft spot for a very silly face.

Read the origin story ↗
Field notes from the void

Different situations.
The exact same expression.

A deeply unserious origin story

the internet
lost its mind.
we found its face.

Born in the gap between “one more scroll” and “how is it morning?” RETLI didn't arrive with answers. He arrived with one tooth, two independent eyeballs, and a spectacular lack of urgency.

Enter the lore ↗Reality is optional.
The smile is not.
A direction. Allegedly.

road to
where,
exactly?

From one strange face to a whole corner of the internet. A few things we'd love to make happen along the way.

Inspect the master plan ↗
The observation deck

eyes on
the chaos.

Two eyes, different directions.
At least one is watching DEX.

RETLI / THE OBSERVATION DECKDEX SCREENER / HOME PREVIEW
Stay curious. Check the market yourself.Open DEX Screener ↗
Your last brain cell found its people

come for the meme.
stay for the
smile.

The internet is loud. Our little corner is just weird. Pull up a chair, bring your worst meme, and make yourself at home.

Tap the face · 0 smiles on this device

Go on. Poke the last brain cell.